Soy Chai

Sometimes after you're married for a few years, you stop telling your husband some of the minute details of your day away from him. For example, you might not tell him that you've recently started frequenting a local cafe to get your favorite soy chai tea with honey about three times a week while you're out running errands. Then, when you go to said cafe together for the first time in four months, your husband looks really confused when the waiter knows your name and what you want to order. Play it cool, Ronny, play it cool.